Yeah, I voted. First I liked them both, then hated them both, then stopped caring, then got scared, then I decided. Usually I just vote against people — this time I actually voted for someone.

If you’ve got a ballot lying around, do something with it. It’s pretty simple and takes no time at all. Ballots are supposed to be postmarked the day before the election, so now is your moment.

And what about those of you who have never registered or received your ballots? Lie. Tell people you voted. Tell them you voted early. Tell people that you always vote and that everyone you know votes.

Nothing makes Americans look dumber than non-voting. Especially this time. So you know what you have to do. Get your story straight and stick to it. Live it.

Fedex is delivering ballots free of charge. http://shanghai.usembassy-china.org.cn/100708vote.html

Here are the addresses in Shanghai:

“Express Your Vote” Shanghai FedEx Drop-off Locations
US Consulate American Citizen Services Center, 1038 West Nanjing Road 8th F
美国驻沪总领事馆，南京西路1038号梅龙镇广场8楼
Hours: Mornings 8 - 11:30, Afternoons 1:30 - 3:30, closed Tuesday afternoons

American Chamber of Commerce, Suite 568, Shanghai Centre, 1376 Nanjing Road West
上海美国商会 中国上海市南京西路1376号上海商城东峰办公楼568室
Hours: 9:00 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. (Mon – Fri)

FedEx Xuhui Station, No. 28, Lane 411, Shi Long Rd., Xuhui District
徐汇区石龙路411弄28号
Hours: 10:00 - 22:00 (Mon - Fri), 10:00 - 18:00 (Sat)

FedEx Changning Station, D3, No. 291, Sui Ning Rd., Changning District
长宁区绥宁路291号D3
Hours: 10:00 - 22:00 (Mon - Fri), 10:00 - 18:00 (Sat)

FedEx Zhabei Station, No. 39, Lane 709, Lin Shi Rd., Zhabei District
闸北区灵石路709号39号
Hours: 10:00 - 22:00 (Mon - Fri), 10:00 - 18:00 (Sat)

FedEx Jinqiao Station, No.615, Xin Jin Qiao Rd., Pudong
浦东新金桥路615号
Hours: 9:00 - 24:00 (Mon - Sat)

FedEx Pudong Airport Gateway
Warehouse E, Int’l Express Center, No. 600 Hai Tian Wu Rd., Shanghai Pudong Int’l Airport
浦东国际机场海天五路600号国际快件中心E库
Hours: 9:00 - 24:00 (Mon - Sat)

Please note that many FedEx outlets in Shanghai will not participate in the “Express Your Vote” program.